Who’s ready for another holiday giveaway? In honor of their “Movie Lover Holiday Guide,” Art.com is offering one lucky Shockya reader a $100 gift certificate towards AllPosters.com. The gift guide is packed with posters and stills from iconic films like Jaws, ET and Gone with the Wind as well as tons of material from some of the latest hits like Avatar and Inglorious Basterds. Whether you’re shopping for yourself, a friend or family member, there’s something for everyone in this collection. Click here to take a look at the “Movie Lover Holiday Guide” yourself.
So how do you get your hands on this prize? It’s easy. See this rather odd looking still from the upcoming film Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader? We’re looking for the reader who can come up with the funniest caption. For those of you who haven’t been following the series, the young lady in the image is Lucy Pevensie (Georgie Henley) who travels to the magical world of Narnia with her brother Edmund and cousin Eustace. Those one-footed creatures next to her? There’s really no use trying to explaining their presence, but they’re basically just one of the many creatures the kids meet while trying to collect the seven swords of the Lords of Telmar so they can defeat an ominous green fog with the power to bring your nightmares to life.
All you have to do to enter is post your caption in the comments section of this article and also e-mail it to shockyapr@gmail.com by Sunday, December 12th. The Shockya team will pick the funniest of the bunch and that person will win the $100 gift certificate to AllPosters.com.
Good luck and happy holidays!
By Perri Nemiroff
The new “Bring It On” movie is going to be out of this world!!!
This is what the Knights Who Say Ni hoped the world would look like when they got their shrubbery.
“Shhhh…. Don't move… I don't think she can see us…”
I don't care which one of you left that back there. I'm still not cleaning it up…
“Danny Devito! I love your work!”
“I have a feeling we're not in England anymore…”
Dufflepod: “This isn't what it looks like”
Lucy: What are you doing?
Chief Dufflepod: We are now a Tripod!
“Two legs are better than one”.
lucy: (thinks to her self)
“…how do they …do it? well better smile so they wont think i am thinking about sex. especially with them… seriously how do they do it? maybe thats why they look mad….they can't have sex! poor creatures…”
hehe :)
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Lucy: “Keep staring at me you one legged dumbshit, and I'll take that spear and shove it right up your ass!”
LUCY: ” Ok boys, just like we practiced.”
DUFFLEPUDS:
“GIve me an A
Give me an S
Give me an L
Give me an A
Give me an N
What does that spell?
ASLAN! Go Lion!”
C'mon, guys! All you gotta do is put your best foot forward!…uh, I mean…take it one step at a time! –(Ooops!) Umm; just put one foot ahead of the other, and; …(yipes!)