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A Haunted House Reveals When To Call An Exorcist

Laughs meet scares in the Marlon Wayans-led spoof comedy, “A Haunted House.” The film, now on DVD, Blu-ray and Ultraviolet, will obviously entertain, but it can also probably give you a hint as to when you might have to get an exorcist for your own home. Read this cool feature below to see exactly when your home might need some extra attention.
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Are You Afraid of the Dark? (When You Should Actually Call an Exorcist)

In the film A Haunted House, Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) is excited about moving into a new house with his girlfriend Kisha (Essence Atkins). What looks like a dream home and start of a great next chapter in their relationship is actually a ghostly situation in need of some supernatural assistance. To take back their living space from the unwanted guest, Malcolm enlists the help of a former prison inmate-turned-eccentric priest, who is of no help of course, but turns the situation wildly hilarious. Not every unexplained event needs a house call from an exorcist, but you can check out these tips to know when you should enlist some supernatural assistance or simply hide under the covers. A Haunted House is available now on Blu-ray Combo Pack, DVD and UltraViolet™.

Dancing’ in the Moonlight – Who doesn’t love a good dance break? It is the ultimate cure to a rough day. That dance break might be a bit alarming when it’s in the middle of the night, and your eyes are still closed. You might want to consider perusing the phone directory for shaman if it happens again.

Zero Gravity Furniture – We’re all familiar with rooftop furniture…but your couch and favorite recliner belong on the floor, unless your house turns upside down, in which case, call for help in both topsy-turvy events.

Kitchen Chaos – When your pots and pans start clanging and crashing to the floor, the culprit may just be a mouse or an earthquake. So, unless your dishware starts floating above your head or start flying around your kitchen, clean your dishes and save the call to the exorcist for another time.

Turning’ Heads – We’re not talking about your obvious charm and good looks. This is literally when your head turns fully around in a circle, Linda Blair style. Do you really need a better reason to call for help, because it “wants no straps”? Didn’t think so.

See which crazy happenings Malcolm deems worthy of help, when you pick up A Haunted House on Blu-ray, DVD and UltraViolet™ today!

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Monique Jones blogs about race and culture in entertainment, particularly movies and television. You can read her articles at Racialicious, and her new site, COLOR . You can also listen to her new podcast, What would Monique Say.

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