Ever since I first plugged in the Konami code on Contra for extra lives I have held it with deep reverence as an almighty code passed from the ancients. And ever since then I have always wondered what would happen if it were imputed in reverse, that which brings lives must also take them away. Please consider this a cautionary tale. Zero-lives is a weekly comic strip lampooning the world of video games from the 8bit predecessors to the current systems. If it’s video game related it’s fair game. Rated E for everyone. By Shane Parker, (Zero-lives.blogspot.com)

I’ve always wondered why the pigs in Angry Birds would want eggs so badly, but I have some theories which I hope can be confirmed in the new level pack of Angry Birds: Seasons. Zero-lives is a weekly comic strip lampooning the world of video games from the 8bit predecessors to the current systems. If it’s video game related it’s fair game. Rated E for everyone. By Shane Parker, (Zero-lives.blogspot.com)

I never knew why Nintendo thought that 3 lives would be a great default life amount for Super Mario 1. When I was a kid I used to use them up in the first world alone. Anyhoo, I thought it would be a fun parody of I Am Number Four, which is the only enjoyment I’m sure to get from that series. Zero-lives is a weekly comic strip lampooning the world of video games from the 8bit predecessors to the current systems. If it’s video game related it’s fair game. Rated E for everyone. By Shane Parker, (Zero-lives.blogspot.com) and something just for fun!

Link has always had a tough life, his poverty stricken life has aided his less than scrupulous pot breaking income and dating a princess only furthers this dilemma. Zero-lives is a weekly comic strip lampooning the world of video games from the 8bit predecessors to the current systems. If it’s video game related it’s fair game. Rated E for everyone. By Shane Parker, (Zero-lives.blogspot.com)

I don’t instantly despise Dead Space’s new moms hate Dead Space campaign, it could actually be hillarious if they, y’know used moms and not stereotypical replicas and missed the point their 30 year-old demographic might be over that whole “I’m going outside without a sweater” rebellious stage. My mom I know would probably hate Dead Space, mainly because there are too many cheap scares leaving you annoyed rather than frightened and the plot is an abysmal mess of space horror clichés that makes the Doom movie seem innovative. It seems I have a weak spot for this game, I find it to take every negative aspect of Resident Evil’s ammo  [ Read More ]

With the PS3 having been cracked wide open, I believe that makes every mechanical device on earth jailbroken. I look forward to playing Flash on my toaster one day. Zero-lives is a weekly comic strip lampooning the world of video games from the 8bit predecessors to the current systems. If it’s video game related it’s fair game. Rated E for everyone. By Shane Parker, (Zero-lives.blogspot.com)

When playing Marvel Vs. Capcom I’ve always wondered why Wolverine never had his healing factor or the Hulk to increase in size the more he gets beat up. Although, I can start to imagine the downside to that, namely matches that never end since Wolverine can’t die. Zero-lives is a weekly comic strip lampooning the world of video games from the 8bit predecessors to the current systems. If it’s video game related it’s fair game. Rated E for everyone. By Shane Parker, (Zero-lives.blogspot.com)

In a Mario world of mushroom power-ups it is a good idea to know the difference between regular and super size mushrooms before consuming them. Zero-lives is a weekly comic strip lampooning the world of video games from the 8bit predecessors to the current systems. If it’s video game related it’s fair game. Rated E for everyone. By Shane Parker, (Zero-lives.blogspot.com)

I’ve always wondered where the ghosts came from in Pac-Man or why they had such animosity for this poor yellow ball. This is my theory of their origin. Zero-lives is a weekly comic strip lampooning the world of video games from the 8bit predecessors to the current systems. If it’s video game related it’s fair game. Rated E for everyone. By Shane Parker, (Zero-lives.blogspot.com)

Here’s a sneak preview of the upcoming Bluewater Comic ‘Fame’ featuring actor Robert Pattinson. Robert Pattinson stars in the upcoming film “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” aka Eclipse stars Robert Pattinson (The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn), Kristen Stewart (Adventureland, The Runaways), Taylor Lautner, (My Own Worst Enemy) and Xavier Samuel (Road Train, The Loved Ones). Notice the slight differences between this one and the domestic trailer. Click Here for more photos, news and videos from Twilight and Eclipse. Synopsis: In The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge.  [ Read More ]

Comic book writer Rob Vendetti, the mind behind the graphic novel “The Surrogates” which is being made into a major motion picture, recently sat down with MTV’s Splash Page to chat about among other things, his comic, the upcoming movie, and casting choices. Rob tells MTV that when originally writing the comic, about a future where over 90% of humanity interact with the outside world through robotic remote-controlled avatars of themselves called “surrogates”, he dreamed about a film adaptation and even fantasized about the star. He says he and wife thought that of all the actors they could think of, Bruce Willis could accurately fill the role of the film’s  [ Read More ]

Take a look at yet another very cool international movie poster from the upcoming film “Wanted” starring Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman and James McAvoy. Synopsis: Night Watch director Timur Bekmambetov helms his first English-language feature film with this big-screen adaptation of Mark Millar’s action-packed graphic novel. Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy) is a cube-dwelling hypochondriac whose uneventful life has become a mundane blur of terminal boredom. Repeatedly humiliated by his boss and constantly cuckolded by his cheating girlfriend, weakling Wes seems to be living right down to everyone’s expectations that he would never amount to anything in life. However, upon discovering that the father he never knew has been brutally murdered,  [ Read More ]

Check out the final international movie poster from the upcoming film “Wanted” starring Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman and James McAvoy.

Here’s another cool international movie poster from the upcoming film “Wanted” starring Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman and James McAvoy.

Check out the latest international movie poster from the upcoming film “Wanted” starring Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman and James McAvoy.