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Moviemaking is an incredibly fluid process, so you can\u2019t help but to end up with some \u201cWhat Ifs.\u201d What if James Cameron directed \u201cJurassic Park?\u201d We\u2019d have dinosaurs and aliens. What is Mike and Sulley were scary? They\u2019d more closely resemble an orc and a giant. And what if Lindsay Lohan ditched \u201cScary Movie 5?\u201d Bring in the lawyers!<\/p>\n

Some \u201cWhat Ifs\u201d can be quite fun to consider, but of course, they\u2019re only \u201cWhat Ifs\u201d and many more more definitive news stories have hit this past week and are worth mulling over. \u201cBrave Little Toaster\u201d is coming back to the big screen and it\u2019ll bring Apple\u2019s iPhone with it. We\u2019ve also got word that \u201cPacific Rim\u201d is due to undergo the dreaded post conversion procedure while a slew of other films endure a release date shuffle in preparation for their own debuts.<\/p>\n

Interested in the details on those stories and more? Let\u2019s kick off a brand new week with your Movie News Cheat Sheet<\/B>.<\/p>\n

1. We Could Have Had James Cameron\u2019s \u201cJurassic Park:\u201d<\/B><\/FONT> \u201cJurassic Park\u201d is my favorite movie of all time, point blank. However, it is kind of interesting to consider what it might have been had another director gotten behind the lens. James Cameron recently told the Huffington Post<\/a> that he wanted the rights to make \u201cJurassic Park,\u201d but lost out on the book rights to Steven Spielberg by mere hours. Cameron explained, \u201cBut when I saw the film, I realized that I was not the right person to make the film, he was. Because he made a dinosaur movie for kids, and mine would have been aliens with dinosaurs, and that wouldn’t have been fair.\u201d He added, \u201cHis sensibility was right for that film, I’d have gone further, nastier, much nastier.” While I\u2019d have had no problem with nastier, aliens? You\u2019re right, Mr. Cameron. \u201cJurassic Park\u201d was not for you. And I\u2019d also beg to differ on \u201cJurassic Park\u201d being a movie made for kids. I\u2019ll stop before I get too defensive.<\/p>\n

2. Brave Little Toaster Meets iPhone:<\/B><\/FONT> Hello, nostalgia! Boy, did I love that Brave Little Toaster as a kid. While I\u2019m inclined to say that I\u2019ve yet to see a solid CGI\/live-action hybrid, the thought of \u201cThe Brave Little Toaster\u201d returning to the big screen just brings back too many happy childhood memories to dismiss. As reported by The Wrap<\/a>, Waterman Entertainment snagged the rights and is working on a more modern take of the 1987 classic. Apparently the story will still feature household appliances, but we\u2019ll get some updated models including an iPhone. Can we dream cast for a second? I see an iPhone, a Snuggie, a Shake Weight and one of those big blow-up things you put on your front lawn for the holiday.<\/p>\n

3. \u201cDivergent\u201d Due in 2014:<\/B><\/FONT> Looking for the next \u201cTwilight Saga?\u201d Well, \u201cThe Hunger Games\u201d is already here, but there\u2019s room for more, right? There\u2019s a slew of young adult books being snatched up for film adaptations, but, of the bunch, I\u2019ve got the highest hopes for Veronica Roth\u2019s \u201cDivergent.\u201d The story centers on a 16-year-old girl named Beatrice Prior. The Choosing Ceremony is right around the corner and Beatrice will have to make a decision that will set the course of the rest of her life \u2013 stick with the faction she was born into, the selfless Abnegation, or leave her family and move to the honest Candor, the fearless Dauntless, the intelligent Erudite or the peaceful Amity. Similar to \u201cThe Hunger Games,\u201d \u201cDivergent\u201d isn\u2019t merely about teen love or high concepts; Beatrice struggles through trying situations, ones that affect herself, her loved ones and the entire population. Via Variety<\/a>, Summit Entertainment recently revealed they\u2019ve slotted \u201cDivergent\u201d for a March 21, 2014 release, but has yet to move forward with locking in Neil Burger, or anyone for that matter, to direct.<\/p>\n

4. Lindsay Lohan Fakes Sick to Skip Work:<\/B><\/FONT> Oh, come on; \u201cScary Movie\u201d isn\u2019t that bad! According to the NY Post<\/a>, Lindsay Lohan is giving the \u201cScary Movie 5\u201d producers the runaround, disappearing for the weeks leading up to her shoot and trying to get out of the gig entirely by claiming she\u2019s got walking pneumonia. Apparently Lohan isn\u2019t happy with how she\u2019s portrayed in the script and proceeded to miss her flight to set and her rehearsals. However, after threatening her with a lawsuit, Lohan buckled, hopped on a private jet and went to work. Lohan\u2019s rep explained, \u201cThese stories are untrue, and she is willingly fulfilling all of her obligations.\u201d Hm, I wonder why I\u2019m inclined to believe otherwise.<\/p>\n

5. Post Conversion for \u201cPacific Rim:\u201d<\/B><\/FONT> Say it ain\u2019t so, Guillermo del Toro! Variety recently released some truly upsetting news; \u201cPacific Rim\u201d is due to undergo post conversion to 3D. In del Toro\u2019s defense, the article suggests that the movie might be getting the 3D treatment without the director\u2019s blessing. Variety<\/a> says Warner Bros. \u201cstrong-armed\u201d del Toro to make the move despite telling Comic Con fans that he was reluctant to do so due to \u201cthe scale and size of the pic\u2019s creatures.\u201d Maintaining my plans to catch the film in 2D, I\u2019m still mildly excited for the July 12, 3013 release.<\/p>\n

6. What If Mike and Sully Really Were Scary?:<\/B><\/FONT> Mike and Sulley are in the scaring business, but really, is the duo all that scary? Of course not! They\u2019re cute, cuddly and designed to be made into kid-friendly toys! However, action figure designer Panzer Vargas<\/a> (via io9<\/a>) opted to have a little fun with the idea of Mike, Sulley and even Boo being truly nightmarish and yup, his version of the lovable trio really is quite creepy.<\/p>\n

7. TIFF Sales:<\/B><\/FONT> The Toronto International Film Festival hit it big this year as far as sales go, a total of 40 films getting distributions with 29 earning a major sale via a US distributor, marking a 9% increase from last year. Dimension Films snagged Midnight Madness entry \u201cAftershock\u201d while IFC Films bought the US rights to Neil Jordan\u2019s \u201cByzantium\u201d and \u201cThe Reluctant Fundamentalist.\u201d Annapurna Picture picked up \u201cSpring Breakers\u201d for US distribution while Lionsgate and Roadside Attractions went after the Kristen Wiig-starrer \u201cImogene.\u201d The US rights to \u201cThe Place Beyond the Pines\u201d now belong to Focus Features, and Paladin and 108 Media went for Michel Gondry\u2019s \u201cThe We and the I.\u201d Check out a full list of week one acquisitions right here<\/a> at IndieWire.<\/p>\n

8. Release Date Update:<\/B><\/FONT> In addition to \u201cDivergent,\u201d we\u2019ve also got a number of other prime release date additions and changes to report. Gareth Edwards\u2019 \u201cGodzilla\u201d claimed a May 16, 2014 slot via Warner Bros., which pits it against Paramount\u2019s \u201cTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.\u201d Fox locked a number of new release dates including \u201cHow to Train Your Dragon 3\u201d for July 17, 2016, \u201cKung Fu Panda 3\u201d for March 18, 2016 and \u201cThe Penguins of Madagascar\u201d for March 27, 2015 amongst others. Summit bumped \u201cNow You See Me\u201d from March 15, 2013 to June 7, 2013 where it\u2019ll face M. Night Shyamalan\u2019s \u201cAfter Earth\u201d while Lionsgate ousted \u201cThe Big Wedding\u201d from October 26, 2012 and dropped it back in on April 26, 2013. In far more immediate release date news, \u201cSinister\u201d moves from October 5, 2012 as does \u201cPitch Perfect,\u201d the former going back a week to October 12 and the latter moving up to September 28. (via Box Office Mojo<\/a>)<\/p>\n

9. Trailers: \u201cLincoln,\u201d \u201cWreck-It Ralph,\u201d \u201cTexas Chainsaw 3D:\u201d<\/B><\/FONT> Here comes the Oscar bait. Not only does the first trailer for “Lincoln<\/a>” feature some stunning set and costume work, but a handful of Academy Award winners and famous faces including Sally Field, Tommy Lee Jones, Jackie Earle Haley, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and more. Oh, and did I mention Daniel Day Lewis is uncanny as Abraham Lincoln? A best-animated feature nod? Hey, you never know. With the help of Fun\u2019s \u201cSome Nights\u201d the latest trailer for \u201cWreck-It Ralph<\/a>\u201d continues to prove that it could be a clever, fun and heartwarming experience. Time for a complete 180 with the first trailer for \u201cTexas Chainsaw 3D<\/a>.\u201d Into the youthful naivety and relentless violence of the previous installments? \u201cTexas Chainsaw\u201d won\u2019t disappoint. The franchise continues with the story of Heather, a young woman who inherits a Texas estate \u2013 including a certain someone in the basement.<\/p>\n

10. Box Office:<\/B><\/FONT> The quality of the \u201cResident Evil\u201d films may be on the decline, but that\u2019s not stopping the franchise from pulling in loads of cash, especially at the international box office. \u201cResident Evil: Retribution\u201d topped the domestic contenders with $21.1 million and added an additional $50 million overseas, already putting it in the green. \u201cFinding Nemo 3D\u201d underperformed, falling far short of last year\u2019s animated 3D rerelease, \u201cThe Lion King,\u201d earning just $17.5 million as compared to \u201cThe Lion King\u2019s\u201d $30 million start. \u201cThe Possession\u201d held on quite well for a horror movie, and for any movie for that matter, dropping just 37.8% and earning another $5.8 million. Coming in at #4 is \u201cLawless,\u201d which also saw a minimal drop, losing just 29.8% of its weekend two profits for a $4.2 million third weekend out. Rounding out the top five is \u201cParaNorman,\u201d which continues to enjoy its long legs, falling just 27.6% and taking another $3 million to the bank (via Box Office Mojo<\/a>)<\/p>\n

By Perri Nemiroff<\/a><\/p>\n

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