{"id":104871,"date":"2012-09-18T04:46:32","date_gmt":"2012-09-18T11:46:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/?p=104871"},"modified":"2012-09-17T19:47:32","modified_gmt":"2012-09-18T02:47:32","slug":"you-may-not-kiss-the-bride-movie-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/2012\/09\/18\/you-may-not-kiss-the-bride-movie-review\/","title":{"rendered":"You May Not Kiss the Bride Movie Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Title: You May Not Kiss the Bride<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Director: Rob Hedden<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Starring: Dave Annable, Katharine McPhee, Ken Davitian, Vinnie Jones, Mena Suvari,\u00a0Rob Schneider, Tia Carrere, Kevin Dunn, Howard Bishop, Kathy Bates, Stephen Tobolowsky<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>An uneven action-comedy of unconvincingly forced hijinks, &#8220;You May Not Kiss the Bride&#8221; plays like a strange, misbegotten\u00a0mash-up of &#8220;The Bounty Hunter,&#8221; &#8220;Green Card,&#8221; &#8220;Get Shorty&#8221; and &#8220;The Big Bounce.&#8221; The cross-pollinated ensemble story of an arranged marriage, unlikely budding romances and a bunch of criminal mischief and double-crossing, it&#8217;s amiable yet still consistently wearying &#8212; a movie that never figures out a way to stitch together all of its incongruous elements.<\/p>\n<p>After a mishap involving a customer&#8217;s cat, unassuming pet photographer Brian (Dave Annable) is strong-armed into canceling out his debt by marrying the daughter, Masha (Katharine McPhee, late of &#8220;American Idol&#8221;), of Croatian mobster Vlatko Nikitin (Ken Davitian), in order to help expedite her immigration after\u00a0a failed attempt at the bribery of a couple government agents (Kevin Dunn and Howard Bishop). This\u00a0triggers the wild, hormonal\u00a0jealousy of\u00a0Brian&#8217;s assistant Tanya (Mena Suvari), who&#8217;s convinced that the two of them should be an item. It also puts Brian in the crosshairs of Brick (Vinnie Jones),\u00a0an ill-tempered henchman of Nikitin set to actually marry Masha, after a year passes of the simply-for-show nuptials.<\/p>\n<p>Following\u00a0a big public\u00a0wedding, Brian and Masha head off to a secluded Tahitian resort. When Masha gets kidnapped, though, Brian\u00a0becomes desperate to track her down &#8212;\u00a0enlisting the help of Ernesto (Rob Schneider), a horny, jack-of-all-trades tourist-transportation guy, and\u00a0Lani (Tia Carrere), a kind-hearted waitress. Tanya and Brick each also show up, further complicating matters for all involved. In the end, does Brian realize he may have real feelings for Masha? Well&#8230; of course he does.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You May Not Kiss the Bride&#8221; begins as a more conventional, if undeniably broad, laffer, and then morphs rather fitfully into an air-quote zany action comedy, with Brick visiting violence upon\u00a0Brian and others, and chase sequences culminating in explosions and the like. The result is neither fish nor fowl &#8212; a movie that has no settled sense of purpose or narrative clarity. The story is expansive enough that it allows for a wide range of recognizable faces, but any and all dramatic payoffs are pat, and the material isn&#8217;t snappy enough to truly merit their involvement.<\/p>\n<p>Ergo, the film becomes just a series of bits, passing time\u00a0until declamatory markers are passed. As the amorous, unhinged Tanya, Suvari gives a committed, crazy turn &#8212;\u00a0probably the movie&#8217;s best, or at least its most enjoyable &#8212;\u00a0but many of the other performances seem to be on different wavelengths. 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