Title: Texas Chainsaw 3D<\/p>\n
Directed: John Luessenhop<\/p>\n
Starring: Alexandra Daddario, Tania Raymonde, Scott Eastwood, Trey Songz, Bill Moseley, Dan Yeager, Shaun Sipos, Thom Barry<\/B><\/p>\n
It\u2019s called \u201cTexas Chainsaw 3D;\u201d you just can\u2019t be expecting anything revolutionary from John Luessenhop\u2019s latest and if you are, you\u2019ve got much bigger problems than being disappointed by another blood-soaked, subpar horror remake.<\/p>\n
After Sally Hardesty escapes the Sawyer family in the original \u201cTexas Chainsaw Massacre,\u201d she alerts the local police and Sheriff Hooper (Thom Barry) drives out to the house to investigate. But before Hooper can get the Sawyers to surrender in a calm and orderly fashion, the Newt townsfolk riot, shooting the Sawyers and burning their house down.<\/p>\n
Twenty year later we meet Heather (Alexandra Daddario). One day she gets word that a grandmother she\u2019s never met has passed away and that she needs to travel down to Texas to sign some papers and accept her inheritance. Turns out, she\u2019s the new owner of a gorgeous Victorian mansion. Trouble is, that mansion isn\u2019t exactly a prime play spot for her and her friends. That mansion already belongs to someone else.<\/p>\n
As much as we\u2019d all love to see a horror remake that truly honors the original, \u201cTexas Chainsaw 3D\u201d goes a bit too far. We\u2019ve got tons of little nods to Tobe Hooper\u2019s film like, well, the name Sheriff Hooper, and then we\u2019ve got quite a few more substantial elements like a play-by-play of the 1974 film that runs during the opening credits. For hardcore Leatherface fans, most of the homages are far too blatant to appreciate and for newcomers, few are woven well enough into the narrative to serve much of a purpose.<\/p>\n
The writers take the throwback idea one major step further by not just using elements from the original to tell a new tale, but rather to continue the old one in a way that sheds new light on Leatherface, much unlike the recent \u201cThe Texas Chainsaw Massacre\u201d and \u201cThe Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning.\u201d Does it work? Yes and no. The script is clunky through and through, but the ideas and scenario the narrative proposes is intriguing. Had the earlier portions of the film earned the grand finale, \u201cTexas Chainsaw 3D\u201d would have made for a surprisingly thoughtful installment.<\/p>\n
However, this iteration of Leatherface is quite reminiscent of \u201cHalloween II\u2019s\u201d Michael Myers. He\u2019s primarily a one-note, faceless character that simply runs around, senselessly beating people to death. While that should be no big deal in a slasher film, Leatherface\u2019s kills are far from original and often repetitive. Of the bunch, violent highlights include a post-car accident attack and the vibrant imagery during a town carnival chase sequence.<\/p>\n
But even when the script does try to present the good guys and Leatherface as real people rather than your typical horror movie players, the details are often swallowed up by overcomplicated writing. If you\u2019re going into the film blind without ever having seen a trailer, it could take time to figure out exactly what Heather and co. are up to. Is it Texas or New Orleans? What exactly does it say on the paper Heather receives? Where are the kids coming from to begin with? Some of the details do come together, but far too long after you\u2019ve asked the questions.<\/p>\n
Without treading into spoiler territory, there are also quite a few wonky details with Heather\u2019s personal situation. Daddario offers a solid performance, but there\u2019s clearly a section missing in the character\u2019s arc, which makes the tail end of the film a little hard to digest. Another bummer for Daddario is that Heather\u2019s wardrobe is so unnecessarily revealing it\u2019s distracting \u2013 a distraction guys looking for some eye candy will likely welcome. As for the rest of the cast, most are doing the typical running around, screaming for their lives thing, so it\u2019s a lot of the usual, but Trey Songz does deserve a little bit of credit. The guy can act and actually offers up one of the film\u2019s more natural characters.<\/p>\n
So now for the obligatory horror movie remake question \u2013 is \u201cTexas Chainsaw 3D\u201d worth it? The answer to that would be a big fat no, but we\u2019ve also seen worse. As far as mindless gore goes, the film is absolutely harmless and should hold you over until \u201cMama\u201d hits on January 18th, and hopefully that’ll keep us happy until “Dark Skies” on February 22nd.<\/p>\n
Technical: B<\/p>\n
Acting: B-<\/p>\n
Story: C+<\/p>\n
Overall: B-<\/B><\/p>\n
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