{"id":119849,"date":"2013-04-01T16:01:28","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T23:01:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/?p=119849"},"modified":"2013-04-03T18:42:47","modified_gmt":"2013-04-04T01:42:47","slug":"the-2013-movie-rankings-the-host-g-i-joe-and-room-237","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/2013\/04\/01\/the-2013-movie-rankings-the-host-g-i-joe-and-room-237\/","title":{"rendered":"The 2013 Movie Rankings: The Host, G.I. Joe, and Room 237"},"content":{"rendered":"

All the new arrivals sucked-out . G.I. Joe: Retaliation<\/em> misfired. Room 237<\/em> forced the issue to a numbing bore. And as for The Host<\/em>, although bad, it was one of those “it’s amusing because it’s bad” feelings. Recommend reading the micro-review section this week.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s how the 2013 movie rankings are shaping up thus far:<\/p>\n

1.\tSide Effects
\n2.\tWarm Bodies
\n3.\tEscape from Planet Earth
\n4.\tOz the Great and Powerful
\n5.\tThe Croods
\n6.\t21 and Over
\n7.\tSnitch
\n8.\tSpring Breakers
\n9.\tLouder than Love: The Grande Ballroom Story
\n10.\tBeautiful Creatures
\n11.\tEmpire State
\n12.\tGangster Squad
\n13.\tHansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
\n14.\tThe Iceman
\n15.\tDead Man Down
\n16.\tStoker
\n17.\tTexas Chainsaw 3D
\n18.\tBless Me, Ultima
\n19.\tMama
\n20.\tBroken City
\n21.\tThe Last Stand
\n22.\tAdmission
\n23.\tEmperor
\n24.\tStand Up Guys
\n25.\tDark Skies
\n26.\tOlympus Has Fallen
\n27.\tMonk
\n28.\tThe ABCs of Death
\n29.\tThe Last Exorcism Part II
\n30.\tJack the Giant Slayer
\n31.\tThe Host
\n32.\tRoom 237
\n33.\tThe Call
\n34.\tSafe Haven
\n35.\tThe Incredible Burt Wonderstone
\n36.\tA Haunted House
\n37.\tBullet to the Head
\n38.\tIdentity Thief
\n39.\tA Good Day to Die Hard
\n40.\tG.I. Joe: Retaliation
\n41.\tParker<\/strong><\/p>\n

Not screened:<\/strong> Movie 43, Phantom, InAPPropriate Comedy, Tyler Perry\u2019s Temptation<\/p>\n

MICRO-REVIEWS<\/strong><\/p>\n

G.I. Joe: Retaliation<\/strong><\/p>\n

Aside from a crisp 3D conversion and a decent action sequence involving swinging ninjas on a mountainous peak, this is pieced together like a crappy Transformers<\/em> sequel taken from a rejected script for a Mission: Impossible<\/em> installment.<\/p>\n

The Host<\/strong><\/p>\n

Put it this way, the reason it wasn\u2019t ranked lower was because the dialogue is so horrid (as in worse than Twilight), it ends up being a mildly enjoyable comedy. And to be fair, this did attempt to have a provocative thought or two. But what it really needed was the two robots from “Mystery Science 3000” doing commentary.<\/p>\n

Room 237<\/strong><\/p>\n

First off, it gives conspiracy theorists a bum rap. Secondly, it amounts to nothing more than a documentary that detects continuity errors in The Shining<\/em>. Thirdly, some people have way too much time on their hands and are somewhat delusional. All that being said, the one thing that you can pull from this elongated montage: The late Stanley Kubrick is fascinating.<\/p>\n

\"Channing<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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