{"id":151,"date":"2006-09-12T14:44:30","date_gmt":"2006-09-12T21:44:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toxicshock.tv\/news\/?p=151"},"modified":"2006-09-11T10:50:19","modified_gmt":"2006-09-11T17:50:19","slug":"house-of-the-dead-review-by-roger-moore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/2006\/09\/12\/house-of-the-dead-review-by-roger-moore\/","title":{"rendered":"House of the Dead- Review By: Roger Moore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.toxicshock.tv\/moviereview\/sickfishsmall.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Directed By:\u00c2\u00a0 Uwe Boll<\/p>\n<p>Written By: Mark A. Altman &#038; Dan Bates (Story), Dave Parker &#038; Mark A. Altman (Screenplay)<\/p>\n<p>Score: Technical:\u00c2\u00a0 75, Story: 65, Acting: 50, Overall Score: 63%<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 The rave of the year is the most anticipated thing every student is expecting to enjoy, the only problem is it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s on a deserted island, the Island of the Dead.\u00c2\u00a0 Once at the party all hell breaks loose when the dead begin to attack everyone with a pulse, the teenage partygoers fight for survival and to save their very souls.\u00c2\u00a0 Based on the acclaimed video game of the same name it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a scream.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 This film only pulls in One Skipped Beat on the Roger Moore Scale, it was truly a middle-of-the-road style movie, but the gunplay and killing scenes were really kind of cool. 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