{"id":234,"date":"2006-10-07T07:59:25","date_gmt":"2006-10-07T14:59:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toxicshock.tv\/news\/2006\/10\/07\/simon-sez-review-by-roger-moore\/"},"modified":"2006-10-02T21:02:02","modified_gmt":"2006-10-03T04:02:02","slug":"simon-sez-review-by-roger-moore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/2006\/10\/07\/simon-sez-review-by-roger-moore\/","title":{"rendered":"Simon Sez- Review By: Roger Moore"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Directed By: Kevin Elders<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

Written By: Moshe Diamant & Rudy Cohen (Story), Andrew Miller & Andrew Lowery (Screenplay)<\/font><\/p>\n


\nScore: Technical: 70, Story: 70, Acting: 75: Overall Score: 72%<\/font><\/p>\n

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\n<\/font><\/font>\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 An Interpol agent uses the help of two strangely odd computer monks to help him find the kidnapped daughter of a close friend and save the world from an international arms dealer. <\/font><\/font><\/font>Technically this film had some good action sequences but nothing to really rave about but it was still interesting to watch.\u00c2\u00a0 The fights were done rather well even thou we can all see the Dennis Rodman isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t the greatest martial artist (being an understatement) but they had a very good fight choreographer.\u00c2\u00a0 <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

or my money this is a great movie to watch on TV whenever it comes on, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m doing now and it get One Skipped Beat on the Roger Moore movie scale.\u00c2\u00a0 To me Dane Cook made this movie what it was even if that was crap he truly did bring a great performance to this movie, making you laugh and enjoy even the slightest amount of time on his largest screen time, well at the time at least.\u00c2\u00a0 <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

As always be afraid, be very afraid. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

\"Simon<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/font>Buy it today from Amazon.com:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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