{"id":288,"date":"2006-10-26T14:02:05","date_gmt":"2006-10-26T21:02:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toxicshock.tv\/news\/2006\/10\/26\/monty-python-meets-predator-in-stagknight\/"},"modified":"2006-10-26T14:06:06","modified_gmt":"2006-10-26T21:06:06","slug":"monty-python-meets-predator-in-stagknight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/2006\/10\/26\/monty-python-meets-predator-in-stagknight\/","title":{"rendered":"Monty Python Meets Predator in STAGKNIGHT"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Stagknight<\/p>\n

The guys from Stagknight Productions sent us over some exclusive pics from the upcoming UK comedy\/horror feature STAGKNIGHT starring Sandra Dickinson (The Hitchhickers Guide), Jocelyn Ozorio and Danielle Mason Paul Coskun.<\/p>\n

SYNOPSIS:<\/p>\n

Ever wondered what the ultimate stagknight would be for your best buddy? One you carefully designed for him and for you too? Imagine it goes wrong in a dark pythonesque way but remains true to the sleazy cult schlock horror of your roots with a team of loveable, losers out to settle old scores and a dark British legend that has survived for over a fifteen hundred years until now. You can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t right that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s too stupid. It get\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s better.<\/p>\n

\"Stagknight<\/p>\n

Cruising straight for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Mordred\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Keep\u00e2\u20ac\u009d is Brian Seamen and his long estranged paintball team. For him it was to be the perfect stag night, all he could imagine. His beloved \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Weekend Warriors\u00e2\u20ac\u009d are back on the bus after five years and up for one last mission\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6But Happy Valley Paintball Park has something waiting for them and it ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t all that happy..
\nCoolly welcomed by the low and slow Fay Morgan and her mute giant little brother William. The Warriors emerge as latex superheroes and enjoy a wicked woodland game of paintball issuing payback, settling old scores etc. If you have ever played paintball you are going to relate to this.<\/p>\n

Later Brian and Santos wander deep in the woods on a man to man preamble and stumble upon a genuine satanic Knights Templar ritual. The monks summon Prince Mordred\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s huge dark Guardian Knight to purge those who seek the cross.<\/p>\n

\"Stagknight<\/p>\n

Brian is captured tied up in black wrestling bondage gear and abandoned by his mates masquerading as the monks and left out in the woods to find his own way back. Unfortunately an uninvited guest arrives. In the cabin the guys get completely trashed in spectacular style, sex, drugs (laxatives in Brian\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s case) and booze flows freely until tempers flash beyond control. The boys decide that a night game will settle it.<\/p>\n

What Stagknight or horror film would be complete without the ultra hot babes! Rising star Jocelyn Osorio plays the beautiful heroine \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcBlossom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 and gorgeous Danielle Mason plays the hilariously filthy stripper \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ginger\u00e2\u20ac\u009d two girls who\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d make any stag night complete. Sandra Dickinson (Hitch-hickers guide to Galaxy) plays the evil hag owner.
\nTooled up and ready to hit the woods, what they don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know is there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a new player in the game, a big, fast, badass one who won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t stop until its game over. Forget Jason, forget Freddy, come party with the newest old bad boy around!<\/p>\n

\"Stagknight<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Python meets Predator, Fucking Brilliant. I loved it!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d says Irvine Welsh (TRAINSPOTTING).<\/p>\n

Be sure to visit http:\/\/www.stagknight.com\/<\/a> for more details!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The guys from Stagknight Productions sent us over some exclusive pics from the upcoming UK comedy\/horror feature STAGKNIGHT starring Sandra Dickinson (The Hitchhickers Guide), Jocelyn Ozorio and Danielle Mason Paul Coskun. SYNOPSIS: Ever wondered what the ultimate stagknight would be for your best buddy? One you carefully designed for him and for you too? 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