{"id":78196,"date":"2011-12-09T10:40:43","date_gmt":"2011-12-09T17:40:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/?p=78196"},"modified":"2011-12-09T10:47:37","modified_gmt":"2011-12-09T17:47:37","slug":"78196","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/2011\/12\/09\/78196\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sitter Movie Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><B>Title: The Sitter<\/p>\n<p>Directed By: David Gordon Green<\/p>\n<p>Starring: Jonah Hill, Max Records, Landry Bender, Kevin Hernandez, Ari Graynor, Sam Rockwell, Kylie Bunbury, Erin Daniels, D.W. Moffett, Jessica Hecht<\/B><\/p>\n<p>Just because a movie&#8217;s a comedy, doesn&#8217;t mean it can only be a comedy and often, it&#8217;s quite nice to get a little heart with your laughs. However, if you try to infuse your funny film with emotion and fail, the feature becomes laughable, and not in the way you originally intended. On top of being structurally unsound and lacking in the humor department, <I>The Sitter<\/I> veers further off track in a desperate attempt at giving the final product a serious side it doesn&#8217;t deserve.<\/p>\n<p>Noah Griffith is a jobless 20-something who lives with his single mother, Sandy (Jessica Hecht). When an opportunity arises for her to go to a benefit gala with some friends, the Pedullas (Erin Daniels and D.W. Moffett), who\u2019d like to introduce her to a new guy, she\u2019s thrilled. Problem is, the Pedullas\u2019 babysitter cancels at the last minute and there\u2019s no way they can leave their three young children home alone for the sake of Sandy\u2019s love life. A reluctant Noah to the rescue! Noah steps up to the plate, rides his bike over to the Pedullas\u2019 and agrees to babysit Slater, Blithe and Rodrigo (Max Records, Landry Bender and Kevin Hernandez).<\/p>\n<p>It doesn\u2019t take long for Noah to realize that he\u2019s got his hands full. Slater has self-proclaimed \u201cissues\u201d and walks around with a fanny pack full of pills, Blithe is celebrity obsessed and has a face caked full of makeup, and Rodrigo, the family\u2019s recent adoptee, has a thing for cherry-bombing toilets. Regardless, Noah\u2019s hormones obscure his senses enough to make him think it\u2019s a good idea to pack up the kids, load them into their parents\u2019 forbidden minivan, pick up some cocaine and then deliver it to his so-called girlfriend (Ari Graynor) at a wild party. It\u2019ll all be okay as long as the kids are in bed by 1:00am, right? Sure.<\/p>\n<p><I>The Sitter<\/I> has a lot going for it in terms of the basic premise of the piece and the particularly colorful characters. The quintessential non-babysitter is thrown into a situation with three exceptionally offbeat kids. Insert Jonah Hill as the anti-sitter and three talented child actors as his little ones, and you\u2019ve got an opportunity brimming with potential.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, Hill is the ideal candidate to portray Noah, the problem is, the character isn\u2019t fleshed out much at all. He\u2019s simply the unemployed loser and nothing more. Beyond the individuals he meets throughout the night, the only non-child or parental figure we ever see him interact with is his oral buddy, Marisa (Graynor), who treats him like garbage and is never willing to return the favor. Not only is Marisa incredibly annoying, but she further pigeonholes Noah in that painfully one-dimensional description. Just barely beyond that, we see that Noah\u2019s lazy, loves his mom and doesn\u2019t care much for babysitting; other than that, there\u2019s not much to him.<\/p>\n<p>The kids run into the same problem; they\u2019re great characters in general, but writers Brian Gatewood and Alessandro Tanaka never make use of all their potential. Rodrigo\u2019s cherry bombing habit and sour attitude is amusing at first, but ultimately, that\u2019s all we get from him. The same is true of Blithe and Slater who stick close to their stereotypes, but, in their cases, they\u2019ve got far more dialogue to work with, giving Records and Bender the chance to show off what their capable of \u2013 which is quite a bit.<\/p>\n<p>It seems as though Gatewood and Tanaka were aware of the need to go beyond the film\u2019s shtick, but their attempts at infusing drama and emotion are rather ill placed and, at times, unearned. However, beyond the quick clean-up jobs done with Noah\u2019s relationships with Blithe, Rodrigo and his out-of-the-blue potential romance, Roxanne (Kylie Bunbury), performances manage to save poor script structuring. Records nails the sulky teen and then takes his character a step further through his chemistry with Hill. The two have a breakthrough moment that, while it may be a little too big for this type of film, still manages to evoke some emotion. Hill also proves he\u2019s capable of just about anything by stepping into what\u2019s supposed to be one of The Sitter\u2019s most trying moments and basically makes something out of nothing. There\u2019s mention of Noah\u2019s unfaithful father early on in the film, but he only makes one appearance \u2013 during this big emotional moment. Never having seen the guy before, it\u2019s nearly impossible to be effected by him in the least, but Hill singlehandedly controls what should have been a two-person scene, carrying the moment all on his own.<\/p>\n<p>Then there\u2019s the bad guys. Sure, the comedy genre allows for a few coincidences, but <I>The Sitter<\/I> has one too many, and they\u2019re all a bit too obvious. First, Noah winds up in a children\u2019s clothing store and, after one employee questions what he\u2019s doing standing in the little girls\u2019 underwear department, another one comes over and joins the fight and she happens to have gone to high school with Noah. Cue some ridiculous and ultimately meaningless story about how Noah once puked on her grandmother\u2019s ashes and we get villain #1. Then there\u2019s Sam Rockwell\u2019s Karl who\u2019s some sort of bodybuilding obsessed drug dealer who\u2019s way over the top and, sadly, not all that funny. He merely performs your typical crazy dealer shtick; via mishaps, Noah loses his drugs, Karl gets mad and demands lots of money in return or he\u2019ll kill Noah. Minus his army of steroid-loaded lackies, we\u2019ve seen it all before.<\/p>\n<p>Is <I>The Sitter<\/I> all that funny? No, not really. Does that mean it\u2019s not worth seeing? No, not really. 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