{"id":8136,"date":"2008-09-20T01:37:10","date_gmt":"2008-09-20T08:37:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toxicshock.tv\/news\/2008\/09\/20\/steel-trap-dvd-review\/"},"modified":"2008-09-18T15:42:32","modified_gmt":"2008-09-18T22:42:32","slug":"steel-trap-dvd-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/2008\/09\/20\/steel-trap-dvd-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Steel Trap DVD Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Title: <strong>Steel Trap<\/strong> (2007)<\/p>\n<p>Starring Georgia Mackenzie, Mark Wilson, Pascal Langdale, Julia Ballard, Joanna Bobin, Annabelle Wallis, Adam Rayner and Frank Maier<\/p>\n<p>Produced by Abnormal Pictures and K5 Film<\/p>\n<p>Written by Luis Camara and Gabrielle Galanter<\/p>\n<p>Directed by Luis Camara<\/p>\n<p>Score: Technical: 80, Story: 50, Acting: 80, Overall Score: 70<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.toxicshock.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/steel_trap_dvd_art.jpg\" alt=\"Steel Trap DVD Review\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I always get excited when free DVDs come to my house for work. I was even MORE excited to see another Dimension Extreme film at my finger tips, so I knew it was going to be good. However, Dimension Extreme has officially put out its first bad horror movie.<\/p>\n<p>A bunch of strangers go to a New Year\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Eve Party. Kathy (Georgia Mackenzie) is a celebrity chef, her manager, Pamela (Joanna Bobin) also attends, along with Wade (Mark Wilson), a former child star turned rocker, couple Robert (Pascal Langdale) and Nicole (Julia Ballard) and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153pig\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Adam (Adam Rayner) and his date Melanie (Annabelle Wallis). In the middle of the party, they all get a text message saying there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s another party a few flights down, but once they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re there, they realize it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no party. People die and skulls are cracked according to what nickname they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re given. The only way to \u00e2\u20ac\u0153win\u00e2\u20ac\u009d is to follow the rhymes the killer leaves at each scene.<\/p>\n<p>Let me just spoil it for you now\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6the chef is a bitter ex-fatty who kills all these people out of revenge. In fact, had this movie been called <strong>Recipe for Revenge<\/strong> versus <strong>Steel Trap<\/strong> (which makes no sense), I may have liked it better. Okay, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m lying, I still would\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve hated it, but at least then the title would have fit.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, this point brings up one of the biggest pet peeves I had about this movie\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6if some of these people were from her past\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t they all know each other? The movie has a lot of plot holes, to say the very least.<\/p>\n<p>To its credit, there were times when I thought this MIGHT be able to be a good horror movie. The acting isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t bad and there are some creative writing spots here and there, but overall, this movie is crap. In fact, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s one of the worst attempts at making a new horror film I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve seen since <strong>Cloverfield<\/strong>.  I was bored almost the entire time, and towards the end, I was rooting for the killer, which is something I rarely do\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6unless 80s horror is involved.<\/p>\n<p>I wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really recommend this to anyone. If you want to see a mesh between <strong>Saw<\/strong> and <strong>The Lift<\/strong>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6just rent those two. 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