{"id":82350,"date":"2012-01-20T07:43:20","date_gmt":"2012-01-20T14:43:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/?p=82350"},"modified":"2012-01-20T07:43:20","modified_gmt":"2012-01-20T14:43:20","slug":"16-love-movie-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/2012\/01\/20\/16-love-movie-review\/","title":{"rendered":"16-Love Movie Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Title: 16-Love<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Director: Adam Lipsius<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Starring: Lindsey Shaw, Chandler Massey, Susie Abromeit, Lindsey Black, Keith Coulouris, Alexandra Paul<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A paint-by-numbers, underdog-made-good,\u00a0coming-of-age tale\u00a0set against\u00a0the backdrop of junior circuit tennis, &#8220;16-Love&#8221; is a wholesome movie of modest ambitions, shaggy and sunny personality, and middling execution. For tweens looking for something to while away the time between &#8220;Twilight&#8221; flicks there may be some small measure of entertainment, but nothing else here particularly merits a glance for older audiences.<\/p>\n<p>The story centers on a 16-year-old tennis ace, Ally &#8220;Smash&#8221; Mash (Lindsey Shaw), who sprains her ankle and is forced to retire in a big match against Katina Upranova (Susie Abromeit), a snooty and heretofore undefeated Russian junior superstar. While her hard-driving father, Dave (Keith Coulouris), hires a small army of trainers and massage therapists to oversee her recovery, Ally drifts into a peer-coach relationship with a promising but unpolished male player, Farrell Gambles (Chandler Massey), who is playing in an effort to secure a college scholarship.\u00a0As\u00a0they grow closer and inch toward romance (Farrell woos her by taking her out for her first taste of ice cream), Ally begins to consider her priorities, and whether she&#8217;s been living out her father&#8217;s dream or a dream of her own.<\/p>\n<p>The quick, multi-axis movements of a sport like tennis are hard to capture on film, so director Adam Lipsius is forced to resort to awkward edits and tight, in-game close-ups to mask overhead smashes and deep baseline strokes. &#8220;16-Love&#8221; is best when leaning on the charm of its two leads, Shaw and Massey. They each have a pinch of polish, yet still exude a relatable naturalness that helps ground the movie. If there&#8217;s another silver lining, it&#8217;s that the production &#8212; shot in San Diego &#8212; takes advantage to a nice degree of its beautiful outdoor settings. While this isn&#8217;t\u00a0a particularly imaginatively constructed film, its backdrop does give the movie a bit of scope and production value.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, the story proper here is exceedingly familiar &#8212; nipping bits from sources as varied as &#8220;Rocky IV&#8221; and &#8220;Varsity Blues&#8221; &#8212; and additionally rendered without much grace or elevated wittiness. Written by Leigh Dunlap (&#8220;A Cinderella Story,&#8221; &#8220;Spy Girls&#8221;), it leans on\u00a0boilerplate dialogue and situations, and is characterized by an uncertain tone, never quite committing to heightened absurdity or straightforward realism. 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