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Title: This Means War<\/p>\n

Directed By: McG<\/p>\n

Starring: Tom Hardy, Chris Pine, Reese Witherspoon, Til Schweiger, Chelsea Handler, Abigail Spencer, Angela Bassett<\/B><\/p>\n

Every holiday we get some films that merely exploit the time of year, and you know what? There’s really nothing wrong with that. The industry isn’t just about Oscar quality material and films that enlighten. Sometimes you just need some good entertainment and a film about two guys fighting over one girl should nestle in quite nicely on Valentine’s Day. Then again, so should some lovely homemade cookies. Well, unless you burn them. <\/p>\n

FDR and Tuck (Chris Pine and Tom Hardy) are glorified secret agents – good looking, suave and they carry guns. They’re assigned to take down Heinrich (Til Schweiger) and his brother, Jonas, in a covert operation. However, one thing leads to another, and the duo has no choice but to dash through a packed club, guns blazing, taking down Jonas while Heinrich escapes. Their boss, Collins (Angela Bassett), isn’t happy with the display and punishes them by banishing them to desk duty.<\/p>\n

During their downtime, Tuck opts to fill the void left by his ex-wife by going on a dating site. Meanwhile, Trish (Chelsea Handler) opts to take Lauren\u2019s (Reese Witherspoon) love life into her own hands and signs her up for the same dating website. Turns out, Lauren and Tuck are a match and the two hit it off on their very first date. Problem is, right after Lauren leaves that date, she bumps into FDR, something ignites and Lauren becomes involved with both Tuck and FDR. When the guys find out they’re dating the same girl, they decide may the best man win and, with the help of their CIA resources, go head to head in a battle to win Lauren’s heart.<\/p>\n

Sure, the plot\u2019s a little cheesy, but all the promotional material leading up to the full feature has been impressively slick, leading you to believe the final film bears the same quality. Well, it certainly tries, but McG fails miserably. Or perhaps more of the blame falls on screenwriters Timothy Dowling and Simon Kinberg. The concept of the film is solid, particularly for a Valentine\u2019s Day release and Dowling and Kinberg didn\u2019t have to take it far beyond that core idea. Really, all the pair had to do, was construct a sensible plot and let the action and famous faces do the rest of the work for them. Sure, we wouldn\u2019t have ended up with anything profound, but it still could have been entertaining holiday fare. But sadly, we got neither, as the script for This Means War<\/I> is not only nonsensical, but doesn\u2019t even feel complete.<\/p>\n

One of the biggest problems is Schweiger\u2019s inclusion. His character doesn\u2019t even deserve a name. He should have just been running around with the word \u201cvillain\u201d stamped on his forehead because that\u2019s all he was, a one-dimensional bad guy. This Means War<\/I> opens with some elaborate scheme to catch Heinrich and his brother. Why? Who knows? We\u2019re never told what they\u2019re up to and why the brothers are a CIA priority. Even after Heinrich\u2019s brother is killed and Schweiger\u2019s story is solely motivated by revenge, it still isn\u2019t convincing enough to establish any sense of threat. Plus, it doesn\u2019t help that he\u2019s absent from a nice chunk of the film right after the opening showdown.<\/p>\n

Then in comes Reese Witherspoon. Yes, getting to work with a big name director and cast is always a good thing, but did Witherspoon ever even consider her character? There\u2019s really nothing there. Similarly to Schweiger\u2019s part, Lauren is merely \u201cthe girl\u201d and nothing more, which is a major problem when you\u2019ve got someone as recognizable as Witherspoon in the role. Pine and Hardy, on the other hand, have some decent material to work with. They\u2019ve both got some layers to them and Pine and Hardy run with that, bringing the guys to life more so than any other character in the film.<\/p>\n

By the end of This Means War<\/I>, Hardy most certainly comes out on top. Both Hardy and Pine are incredibly nice to look at, but sadly, Pine is tarnished by a mean and undeserving character. This Means War<\/I> is severely lacking in the conflict department because Hardy\u2019s Tuck is clearly the sweet one whereas Pine\u2019s FDR not only has a ridiculous name, but is an absolute jerk, too. Last up on the cast list is poor Chelsea Handler. Someone should consider sticking with her late night talk show. Or perhaps find a better agent. It\u2019s actually surprising Handler would even stoop to this level and not insist on changing some of her character\u2019s gags. Trish is Lauren\u2019s over sexualized buddy and the one delivering what should be most of This Means War<\/I>\u2019s one-liners, but not only is her dialogue totally unfunny, but her jokes are so bad, it\u2019s rather painful to watch. However, without spoiling anything, towards the end, Handler\u2019s character is part of one of the film\u2019s funniest moments – unintentionally funny, of course.<\/p>\n

Now for McG. Ouch. We\u2019ve got some really amateur directing choices popping up all over This Means War<\/I>. It\u2019s clear the visuals are off right from the start. The opening sequence is overflowing with action, but McG\u2019s coverage choices are downright terrible, making it absolutely impossible to figure out the lay of the land in the club. Then there\u2019s some directing of actors that is quite off, particularly when it comes to Bassett\u2019s Collins. Not only is Collins a rather cartoonish superior to begin with, but McG takes it one step further, making everything from her delivery to her movements terribly rigid. On the other hand, there are a few glimpses of material that remind us why McG is where he is today, the most impressive of which is one long tracking shot where Hardy and Pine sneak around Witherspoon\u2019s home undetected.<\/p>\n

No, This Means War<\/I> isn\u2019t a miserable experience, but the only reason it escapes from the drudges of the purely rotten is because Hardy is just so damn charming. If only every other element of this film didn\u2019t try to spoil the holiday eye candy.<\/p>\n

Technical: C+<\/p>\n

Acting: C+<\/p>\n

Story: D+<\/p>\n

Overall: C-<\/B><\/p>\n

By Perri Nemiroff<\/a><\/p>\n

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