{"id":91195,"date":"2012-04-17T06:41:58","date_gmt":"2012-04-17T13:41:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/?p=91195"},"modified":"2012-04-17T06:41:58","modified_gmt":"2012-04-17T13:41:58","slug":"keyhole-movie-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/2012\/04\/17\/keyhole-movie-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Keyhole Movie Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Title: Keyhole<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Director: Guy Maddin<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Starring: Jason Patric, Isabella Rossellini, Louis Negin, Brooke Palsson,\u00a0Udo Kier<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Canadian auteur Guy Maddin &#8212; he of the black-and-white art film &#8212; attempts to give genre a bit of a\u00a0nominal spin in much the same way that Lars von Trier did last year with &#8220;Melancholia.&#8221; His stab at\u00a0the cops-and-robbers template arrives in the form of\u00a0&#8220;Keyhole,&#8221; a kind of quarter-hearted siege\/stand-off film cross-pollinated with psychological melodrama, and a heavy side of metaphorical import. The result, while characteristically full of some beautiful and evocative images, seems doggedly intent on achieving art status through obfuscation.<\/p>\n<p>Jason Patric stars as Ulysses, an on-the-lam\u00a0criminal holed up with his gang inside a haunted house. The house is actually his, though, and it&#8217;s populated with ghosts of his family, including deceased wife Hyacinth (Isabella Rossellini) and his ex-father-in-law (Louis Negin), the latter of whom is naked and chained to a bed. As forces from outside press in against him, Ulysses suppresses the mutinous instincts of at least one henchman and tries to coax out of her locked room Hyacinth, from whom he is either trying to extract revenge or forgiveness depending upon whom you believe. Oh, and there&#8217;s also a homemade electric chair, frequently naked hostages, and Udo Kier as a pressed-into-service doctor whose son has been killed by swarming wasps that same night.<\/p>\n<p>Throughout his career, Maddin has\u00a0proven obsessed with, and certainly quite adept at,\u00a0mining and mimicking classic and silent cinema for woozy imagery that evinces a certain dream-hold. The best of these efforts (which include &#8220;The Saddest Music in the World,&#8221; wherein Rossellini plays a beer heiress possessing two glass legs filled with stout) are\u00a0weird and funny and melancholic, arresting in ways that circumvent direct emotional response. &#8220;Keyhole,&#8221; by contrast, just seems like a dyspeptic blend of arthouse and funhouse. Co-written by Maddin and George Tolles, the movie\u00a0is roughly (very roughly) about\u00a0one man&#8217;s\u00a0descent into madness, or the fight to escape same\u00a0(think &#8220;Dream House,&#8221; or &#8220;Shutter Island&#8221;), but it&#8217;s marked by stunts and digressions which prove distracting. One could easily see David Lynch mining this same sort of territory, but with more of a connection to queasy psychological underpinnings. Plot and story take a back seat to the black-and-white imagery, of course\u00a0&#8212;\u00a0inclusive of billowing curtains,\u00a0eerie double exposures and\u00a0overlays, fetishistic framing\u00a0and other sexual kink &#8212; that make &#8220;Keyhole&#8221; seem like a Calvin Klein perfume commercial circa 1997.<\/p>\n<p>The actors, particularly Patric, are brooding and invested, but &#8220;Keyhole&#8221;&#8216;s dialogue &#8212; which starts off with droll\u00a0asides like, &#8220;If it&#8217;s a ghost leave him alone because they don&#8217;t like to be touched,&#8221; and eventually\u00a0pivots into hammy New Age declarations like,\u00a0&#8220;No one has ever been more naked,&#8221; and, &#8220;I will have what is left of you&#8221; &#8212; does them no great favors. 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