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Everyone waits until the year is over to compile their “Best of whatever” movie lists. This has become a mundane practice. Time for a bit of a change, kids.<\/em><\/p>\n

Two cinematic MVP’s with an assortment of talent just couldn’t put a cohesive game-plan together this time around. The team of Johnny Depp and director Tim Burton have the cache but couldn’t execute much in their latest effort Dark Shadows<\/em>. In what should have been a relatively easy victory, ended up leading people (film pundits) to cite that this coach (Burton) and his go-to player (Depp) need to part ways and cherish the artistic success they’ve had prior to 2010.<\/p>\n

The new releases for the respective week will have a capsule review at the end of the column. An updated list comes out every Monday. Here’s how things are shaking up so far in 2012:<\/p>\n

1.\tChronicle
\n2.\tThe Cabin in the Woods
\n3.\tThe Avengers
\n4.\tRed Tails
\n5.\tThe Grey
\n6.\tGame Change
\n7.\tThe Secret World of Arrietty
\n8.\tDr. Seuss’ The Lorax
\n9.\tFriends with Kids
\n10.\tThe Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
\n11.\tThe Raid: Redemption
\n12.\tTyler Perry’s Good Deeds
\n13.\tBig Miracle
\n14.\tThink Like a Man
\n15.\t21 Jump Street
\n16.\tBrake
\n17.\tMirror Mirror
\n18.\tThis Means War
\n19.\tThe Three Stooges
\n20.\tGone
\n21.\tBlue Like Jazz
\n22.\tAmerican Reunion
\n23.\tJeff, Who Lives at Home
\n24.\tJourney 2: The Mysterious Island
\n25.\tBrooklyn Brothers Beat the Best
\n26.\tSafe
\n27.\tSearching for Sonny
\n28.\tThe Hunger Games
\n29.\tJohn Carter
\n30.\tWrath of the Titans
\n31.\tDead Dad
\n32.\tUnderworld: Awakening
\n33.\tThe Devil Inside
\n34.\tThe Five-Year Engagement
\n35.\tDowntown Express
\n36.\tProject X
\n37.\tDark Shadows
\n38.\tThe Raven
\n39.\tSilent House
\n40.\tBully
\n41.\tPeace, Love, & Misunderstanding
\n42.\tLockout
\n43.\tThe Woman in Black
\n44.\tThe Vow
\n45.\tMan on a Ledge
\n46.\tThe Lucky One
\n47.\tContraband
\n48.\tAct of Valor
\n49.\t4:44 Last Day on Earth
\n50.\tSafe House
\n51.\tGhost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
\n52.\tThe Pirates! Band of Misfits
\n53.\tKill List
\n54.\tHaywire
\n55.\tA Thousand Words
\n56.\tJoyful Noise
\n57.\tWanderlust<\/strong><\/p>\n

Not Screened:<\/strong> One for the Money, Casa De Mi Padre, Chimpanzee<\/em><\/p>\n

Dark Shadows<\/em><\/p>\n

The atmosphere is there, but what in the bloody hell happened to the fun? Director Tim Burton seemed confused on a game-plan (script & screenplay) and this leads to a talented cast hustling to nowhere entertaining or even substantial for that matter. Johnny Depp as a vampire, strolling around 1972 America after a lengthy nap, ends up being a lifeless movie trapped in a bland uninspired sitcom.<\/p>\n

Releasing this week: <\/strong>The Dictator, Battleship, What to Expect When You’re Expecting<\/em><\/p>\n

SEE THE 5\/7 RANKINGS<\/a><\/p>\n

FOLLOW JOE BELCASTRO ON HIS NEWLY CREATED TWITTER<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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