{"id":95722,"date":"2012-05-31T23:43:31","date_gmt":"2012-06-01T06:43:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/?p=95722"},"modified":"2012-06-01T17:14:11","modified_gmt":"2012-06-02T00:14:11","slug":"piranha-3dd-movie-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/2012\/05\/31\/piranha-3dd-movie-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Piranha 3DD Movie Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Title:  Piranha 3DD<\/p>\n<p>Director:  John Gulager<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When Dimension Films decided to unearth, and reboot, the <em>Piranha<\/em> series, 2010\u2019s bloody, and funny, creation was a thing of pure horrific beauty.  Everyone involved from the cast to the filmmakers knew what this was supposed to be and made no excuses about it.  And it worked marvelously.  That being said, there wasn\u2019t an outcry for a sequel; for what they did just a couple years ago is a tough act to follow.  It\u2019s like having Christopher Nolan, or anyone for that matter, trying to take on Inception: Part 2.<\/p>\n<p>However, this is Hollywood.  And after the worldwide success of 2010, a sequel was eventually going to emerge from the depths of greed.<\/p>\n<p>Surprisingly, this is not a complete letdown.  It lacks the intelligence and wits of its predecessor, but that\u2019s what can occur when you bring in an entirely different crew &#8211; in this case, the \u201cProject Greenlight\u201d bunch.  Director John Gulager (<em>Feast<\/em> franchise) along with the writing duo that broke into the business with him in Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan (<em>Feast<\/em>, <em>Saw IV<\/em>&#8211;<em>Saw VII<\/em> scribes), along with a writing assist from horror producing veteran Joel Sission, pick up where the last flick left off and places the flesh-chomping fish in a waterpark just off a lake.  No, it doesn\u2019t matter how they make that happen, but if you need some type of explanation, Christopher Lloyd drops-in and bridges the gap in his brief ramblings.  That makes no sense whatsoever.<\/p>\n<p>Just about every gratuitous trick from the 2010 film is given a courtesy curtain call, albeit, the magicians (filmmakers) here are not as mystifying.  Tons of boobs are on display; the deadly antagonists seem to still have a knack for taking out a man and\/or woman\u2019s private parts; and barrels of blood are dumped all over.  It\u2019s no holds barred and no apologies in this satire.  Add in cameos from David Hasseloff (killing it by the way), Ving Rhames, David Koechner, and even Gary Busey, one should probably have a decent idea of what they\u2019re dipping into with this sucker.  And it\u2019s shot entirely in 3D!<\/p>\n<p>Bottom line: there\u2019s good dumb and bad dumb.  Most of the good dumb (mass hysteria, graphic carnage, tongue-in-cheek kills, and indirect raunchy\/gory comedy) shows up after the halfway point.  All the bad dumb (piss-poor acting \u2013 yes even for this, and just mindless continuity errors \u2013 general common sense) is mainly contained in the first half.  I\u2019m sure the filmmakers will all say that it\u2019s part of the gag, but let\u2019s just say yours truly didn\u2019t have these thoughts when watching Piranha 3D.  Maybe it was the editing or just irresponsible crafting here, yet either way, the creative levels did take a noticeable dip this time around.<\/p>\n<p>So while it clearly doesn\u2019t have the orgasmic stamina as its direct predecessor, at least it is better than last year\u2019s disaster, <em>Shark Night 3D<\/em>.  Plus, it has the Hoff!<\/p>\n<p>In the end it has the three B\u2019s to make it a passable B-movie horror\/comedy:  Blood, Boobs, &#038; Bodies.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Technical:  D+<\/p>\n<p>Story:  Does it really matter?<\/p>\n<p>Acting:  If I must&#8230;C<\/p>\n<p>Overall:  C<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_95723\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-95723\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/piranha-3dd.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/piranha-3dd.jpg\" alt=\"Piranha 3DD\" title=\"Piranha 3DD\" width=\"600\" height=\"328\" class=\"size-full wp-image-95723\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/piranha-3dd.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.shockya.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/piranha-3dd-300x164.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-95723\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This is a tame photo...trust me<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Title: Piranha 3DD Director: John Gulager When Dimension Films decided to unearth, and reboot, the Piranha series, 2010\u2019s bloody, and funny, creation was a thing of pure horrific beauty. 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