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Title: Ted<\/p>\n

Directed By: Seth MacFarlane<\/p>\n

Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi, Aedin Mincks<\/B><\/p>\n

Not going to lie. I kind of want my own talking teddy bear. But only if he guzzles beer, tells excessively dirty jokes, can drive and wants to be my best friend forever.<\/p>\n

As a young kid, John Bennett didn\u2019t have any friends. The kid who got picked on by the local bullies didn\u2019t even want to hang out with him. However, that\u2019s when Ted, came into his life. The adorable stuffed bear was a Christmas present from his parents and while John loved the inanimate plush toy to death, he wanted something more \u2013 John wanted Ted to be real and, it turns out, all he needed to do to make that happen was make a wish.<\/p>\n

Now in his 30s, John (Mark Wahlberg) is all grown up, but his trash-talking teddy bear (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) is still right by his side. Playfully telling secrets under the covers turns into ogling ladies and indulging in an abundance of pot, and John\u2019s girlfriend, Lori (Mila Kunis), has just about had enough. The breaking point? Ted\u2019s hooker party and a certain something left on the floor. Lori gives Ted the boot, forcing him to make it on his own and John to grow up once and for all.<\/p>\n

Ted is like a warped version of a cute cartoon; there\u2019s something undeniably appealing and adorable about a walking and talking teddy bear, but then there\u2019s his bad behavior and garbage pail of a mouth, and the result is oddly charming. MacFarlane works wonders with the humor of the situation and manages to keep the talking teddy bear concept fully afloat from beginning to end, but clearly didn\u2019t give the actual plot of his film the same attention.<\/p>\n

Ted<\/I> veers off in a number of different directions, the large majority of them noticeably clich\u00e9. The relationship drama between John and Lori is the most trite of them all, but thanks to winning performances from both Wahlberg and Kunis, it\u2019s tolerable. There\u2019s also a situation involving a creepy Ted fan and his son (Giovanni Ribisi and Aedin Mincks) and while the bit does boast a number of hilarious gags, as far as the narrative goes, it doesn\u2019t flow in the least.<\/p>\n

And that\u2019s really the case with the entire film. MacFarlane has pitch perfect ideas for hysterical skits, but when it comes to building a plot and raising the stakes, Ted<\/I> can feel quite jerky. It\u2019s a rollercoaster of jokes, plateaus and then the need to one-up the last gag with something even more outrageous, and, thanks to the fact that the film is funny, it somewhat works. The trouble comes during moments that Ted disappears. The situation between John and Lori, John\u2019s work life and Lori\u2019s trouble with her persistent boss (Joel McHale) are all satisfactory storylines, but the material involving Ted is just so much more appealing, you can\u2019t help but to want those other parts to come to an end so you can have Ted back in your life.<\/p>\n

However, that\u2019s not to say the human characters are entirely ineffective. MacFarlane is actually very successful with his development of both John and Lori. Minus the fact that Wahlberg\u2019s eyebrows are constantly in this distractingly squiggly, \u201cwho me?\u201d shape, he makes for a charming lead. John isn\u2019t just the guy who\u2019s friends with a Teddy bear; he\u2019s got a lot to lose and even though you might care more about him losing Ted than Lori, both do manage to evoke emotion. As for Kunis, she does get a bit shafted by having her subplot reduce her to the film\u2019s eye candy, but her notably honest performance does lend itself to making the Ted-driven portions even funnier.<\/p>\n

Technically, the animation here is wildly impressive, putting almost every other live action animation hybrid to shame. Ted feels just as real as Lori and John and while part of that is certainly due to the writing, it would never have been as successful without this seamless animation work. Generally, the camerawork is satisfactory, but the excessive use of establishing shots, especially cityscapes and pans down from signs, is rather frustrating.<\/p>\n

But really, who\u2019s seeing Ted<\/I> for the cinematography? In fact, who\u2019s seeing Ted<\/I> for any other reason, but to have a good laugh? The layer of the plot underneath the whole talking bear thing is totally rudimentary, uninspiring and certainly won\u2019t leave you with something to think about after the credits, but Ted<\/I> makes up for it with a slew of laugh out loud moments and unforgettable dialogue.<\/p>\n

Technical: B+<\/p>\n

Acting: B+<\/p>\n

Story: B-<\/p>\n

Overall: B+<\/B><\/p>\n

By Perri Nemiroff<\/a><\/p>\n

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