Olympic Gold medalist Ryan Lochte, who just competed at the 2012 Olympic Games, has taken time out of his busy training schedule to make two hilarious Funny or Die videos. In the clips Lochte makes fun of himself over peeing in the pool with jokes about a book entitled ‘Fifty Shades of Yellow’ as well as an upcoming album from his alter ego aptly named Peeablo. At one point the professional swimmer talks about his dislike for toilets, adding that he much prefers to pee in pools. “The way I see … the pool is the biggest and most expensive toilet and it’s all mine. Yes I can only pee in the pool. I usually just hold it in until I get to the pool.”
The second clip features the young 22-year old the victim of a mugging. After being thrown around and robbed by Patrick Stewart and Maisie Williams, who take his Olympics tickets, Lochte is left behind while the two sell his tickets to Star Trek’s Simon Pegg. Aside from his appearance in the hilarious spoofs, Lochte has also declared that he’s ready to take on Dancing with the Stars if show runners want to give him a chance at the reality competition series. Check out the hilarious Funny or Die skits below.
