Are you still in search of the perfect Father’s Day gift? You can stop looking because we have the present for you. You don’t even need to unzip your wallet; all you have to do is tap into your brainpower and deliver words that will touch our hearts. We’ll get to the details of the contest a little later. We should advise you that although this gift is going to be free, it is probably best to avoid telling your father about this no price tag present. You were able to get the meaningful gift and that is all that matters.

What we have for your fathers is a free copy of Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’. You can insert laughter after that previous statement because we are only kidding. That CD might be the gift you may want for yourself, but is probably not suitable for your fathers. By giving your dad the tunes of Dean Martin, you will find your rebellious slate wiped clean. You should think of it in this way: Lady Gaga is the all powerful mega musical celebrity for your generation as Dean Martin was for your fathers. Do you understand the gravity of this giveaway?

So, put that smile of your father’s face on June 19th and hand him, ‘Dino: The Essential Dean Martin’, which includes a two CD set with a new track and a copy of ‘Essential Love Songs’. The contest is pretty simple and shouldn’t be too shocking that it revolves around your fathers! We want to hear in no more than 300 words what makes your dad the greatest by telling us a single story about him or listing several reasons why. The brief paragraph could also serve as the perfect card for the CD, only if you are the winner, of course.

You have until June 12th to melt our hearts with your “Best Dad” tales. Yes, we know this timeframe gives you only a week, but it is important your father receives this gift on the big day or else underneath your “Happy Father’s Day!” signature, you’ll be apologizing for the tardiness. Remember to post your words in the comment section of this article and to e-mail your entry to freestuff@shockya.com.

by Lonnie Nemiroff