Title: Dean Slater: Resident Advisor
Directed by: Colin Sander
Starring: Mitchell Jarvis, Nick Renaud, Glenn McCuen, Jimmy Wong
Running Time: 83 minutes, Not Rated, Available on VOD
When a coked out R.A. at a trust building camping trip for freshmen gets thrown in jail, accused of trying to steal a cow near the Mexican border, his brother Dean steps in as the new resident advisor and gives three guys lessons in making the most of their college experience.
The Negative: Wow, a 83 minute fart joke. Never thought it could be done. The soundtrack is god-awful. There was a musical sequence that I had to put on mute and every music track afterwards was muted. The jokes were desperate and unfunny; I didn’t laugh once….wait I take that back. I laughed at the 7:45 mark when 3 characters said “butt-sex.” The movie goes down hill after that.
The Positive: I learned Kendama is a real thing and here I thought it was just glorified “ball in a cup.”
You would strap me in with my eyeballs forced open A Clockwork Orange-style in order for me to watch this ever again. Consider yourself warned.
Total Rating: F
Reviewed by: JM Willis
