Oh wow, it looks like things just got real cray cray for the Biden campaign.
Just when Uncle Joe was ironing his new power pants, Point News UK is reporting that a key Democrat strategist has been arrested for electoral fraud.
Far be it from Shockya to add to the rumour fire but the claims suggest Dallas Jones, Dem Texas Political Director, has been formally accused of aiding an illegal ballot harvesting operation. What a naughty boy.
The National File has claimed that two investigators swore double pinky promises under oath that they have internal documentation from the Dems, video evidence, witnesses, and God knows what else. Maybe Britney Spears took secret iPhone footage.
Shockya is proud to reveal an affidavit, reportedly from retired Houston police officer Mark A. Aguirre, which Point News UK say was submitted under oath.
Here is the claim:
“My name is Mark A. Aguirre. I am above the age of eighteen years and am fully competent to make this affidavit. The facts stated in this affidavit are within my personal knowledge and are true and correct.
“I am a retired captain with the Houston Police Department. I am now a private investigator.
“I am currently involved in an investigation related to a wide-ranging and fraudulent ballot harvesting scheme in Harris County intended to rig the elections in the Houston/Harris County area. This scheme involves voter fraud on a massive scale.
“Based on interviews, review of documents, and other information, I have identified the individuals in charge of the ballot harvesting scheme. These individuals include political consultant Dallas Jones, who was recently hired by the Joe Biden for President campaign to oversee their Harris County initiative, District 13 Texas State Senator Borris Miles, who is the handler of Mr. Jones, political consultant Gerald Womack, and Precinct 1 Harris County Commissioner Rodney Ellis. One of the companies these individuals are using as a front for this operation is AB Canvassing, although there are others that have been identified that we are investigating.”
“I have in my possession video-taped interviews of witnesses attesting to the aforementioned people having groups of people completing thousands of absentee and mail-in ballots, including completing ballots for deceased individuals; illegally going into nursing homes, with the complicity of the nursing home staff, and filling out and forging the signatures of nursing home residents; signing up homeless individuals to vote using the ballot harvester’s address, then completing the ballot and forging the homeless individual’s signature.
“This entire operation is being run by the elite politicians of the Democrat Party in Houston/Harris County.”
Woah. If this is legit then things are gonna get mighty colorful, baby. Your move, Joey.