Title: Guido Director: Colin Campbell Writer: Alki David Stars: Alki David, Lupe Ontiveros, Billy Zane, Armand Assante, Ron Jeremy and Gary Busey What do you get when you mix an ensemble cast, action-packed scenes, snappy dialog, blood, violence and a hint of comedy? You have ‘Guido’ in a nutshell. The premise: Iraqi hit man Guido (Alki David) gets caught up in a mob deal gone wrong and finds himself transporting a rotting corpse across the country. Unfortunately his elderly landlady (Lupe Ontiveros) becomes aware of his wrong doings, and blackmails him into giving her a lift to her home town. Traveling from city to city, leaving a trail of body…

Happy Sunday Shockya readers and happy Mother’s Day to all of the loving mothers out there. We’re back with a brand new installment of your weekly Movie News Cheat Sheet and we’ve got some big items to report. Not only is Paul W.S. Anderson putting together a historic disaster film, but the cast of Piranha 3DD is getting bigger and bigger and prettier and prettier. We’ve also got a handful of brand new trailers to show you, one of which proves Zoe Salanda still kicks butt even off Pandora and another that suggests Conan might just be more of the same. Meanwhile Thor is tearing up the box office and…

Charles Band Skews Reality By Taking Nightmares On The Road – Full Moon Horror Road Show 2009! Surprise Guests, Special Effects, Killer Creatures, Hot Chicks and Rare Footage Just In Time For Halloween. This year Charles Band is coordinating the largest mass electrocution in movie history! As part of Charles Band’s Full Moon Horror Road Show, the winners of this unique contest will be invited to Hollywood, where they will be “killed” by electrocution in a scene from the upcoming production: GingerdeadMan 3: Saturday Night Cleaver. The feature is the third installment of the popular GingerdeadMan series, about a killer cookie starring Gary Busey. (HOLLYWOOD) Charles Band, founder of sci…